Or at least she will have one, soon.
Since this past summer, I've had to have two problem molars extracted on the right side of my upper jaw. First the back one was pulled--no biggie, because it didn't even show when I smiled and that still left me with one molar on that side for chewing. Then the one next to it was pulled--biggie, because the hole where it should be is very noticeable when I smile and now I have to chew exclusively on the left side of my mouth.
I've told you about my tragic tooth saga, my Dickensian tale of two teeth, several times already (do I hear yawning?), most recently in this post (skip down to #3 to get to the scintillating part about teeth, or the lack thereof). And now here I am at it again! Mommy bloggers talk about how busy and crazy it is with toddlers in the house, and how much they worry about losing their post-baby weight; grammy bloggers tell you about how much they miss their grown babies, and how much they worry about ending up toothless old ladies.
At my latest appointment with the oral surgeon, I found out that the metal "root" he implanted, which will someday have a nice fake molar attached to it, is healing nicely. In about two months, I'll have the green light to go to my regular dentist and have that new tooth made. Which is great news--but unfortunately, my middle son is getting married in less than a month and I don't want to feel self-conscious every time I smile on his big day (which I believe will be a lot of times).
So, to tide me over while I wait for my implant, the dentist made me a clear retainer-type device that has a faux molar embedded in it. I have a slight lisp when I wear it, but the device is almost unnoticeable otherwise (unless you really look closely at it; and if you're that much of a close-talker, I'm going to back away from you anyway).
Okay, readers, I had my husband take pictures of me without the fake tooth retainer
Thee you thoon.